the kids school does a talent show every year. this year g decided to tell jokes. he was a natural.
here are some of his jokes.
how do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey
in it!
Why did the picture go to jail? A: Because it was
framed.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a
vampire? A: Frostbite.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer!
Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never
mind, it's over your head!
What did the older chimney say to the younger chimney? You’re too young
to be smoking. (he made this one up)
What three candies can you find in every school? A:
Nerds, DumDums, and smarties. (this was his favorite)
Q: Why are pirates called pirates? A: Cause they
arrrrr.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? A: Because
then it would be a foot!
Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? A: Because if
they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the
closet? A: SUPPLIES!
Why do
dragons sleep during the day? A: So they
can fight knights!
What's
the difference between a TV and a newspaper? A: Ever
tried swatting a fly with a TV?
PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor I'm going to die
in 59 seconds.
DOCTOR: Okay I'll be with you in a minute.
What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A:
Are you my mother?
What do you call a snowman with a sun
tan?
A: A puddle
nothing better than a sun shiny day jumping on the tramp
this was K, entertaining himself during the former 'adult' session of stake conference.
strawberry picking for family home evening. we picked 10 pints. the kids were excited to go berry picking for the first time this year.
last day of school tomorrow.
c'mon summer!
